Hot Shots!

Topper Harley: So… I guess you’ve been with a man before…
Ramada Thompson: I’m a virgin. I’m just not very good at it.

Jim ‘Wash Out’ Pfaffenbach: I just got kicked out of the unit. My flight status has been withdrawn. I’m through, Dead Meat!
Pete ‘Dead Meat’ Thompson: What happened?
Jim ‘Wash Out’ Pfaffenbach: It’s my eyes. I’ve got walleye-vision.
Pete ‘Dead Meat’ Thompson: Isn’t there something that can be done?
Jim ‘Wash Out’ Pfaffenbach: Well, there’s a delicate corneal inversion procedure… a multi-opti-pupil-optomy. But, in order to keep from damaging the eye sockets, they’ve got to go in through the rectum. Ain’t no man going to take that route with me!

Lt. Commander Block: American planes will always be superior as long as there are wonderful men like you in the cockpit. And German parts.